U.S. goverment attorneys are seeking to extradite radical Muslim cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri and try him on several alleged terrorism charges. Now, I don’t mean to sound biased here, but this guy clearly looks like a Bad Guy™ to me.
Dig it: this cat has one eye, frequently wears an eye patch, and has a metal hook for a hand. And he’s crazy, to boot. He actually talks in terms of world domination. Check it out:
“The real weapons of mass destruction are the desire for martyrdom. Millions of you are ready to be shaheed. Half a million martyrdom shaheed is enough for Muslims to control the whole of earth forever. In the end of the day, Islam must control earth, whether we like it or not”
That’s some scary shit!
We couldn’t have made up a better villain. It’s not hard to picture this guy kidnapping the girl and subsequently using her as bait to lure our unsuspecting hero into some frightening, albeit overly complex, death trap.
Do you think he has some sort of hidden, evil lair where he plots his awful schemes? I bet he’s got all sorts of bumbling, oafish henchman who can’t hit the side of a barn with a bazooka.
If they bring this guy to trial, I’ll be the first to volunteer to testify to the fact that this whack-job scares the bejesus out of me.